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New Jersey’s Preschool Tea Party Massacre is indescribable, unconscionable, and generally uncalled for. In the best way possible. For the last 8 years PTPM have been recording some of the most outrageous and br00tal records your parents have ever hated. A continuous mix of varying vocalists, ridiculous samples, blasting drums, and thorough-ass guitars.
